Baseball Bat Treatment

Getting beat up by a baseball bat.

This is the warm weather version of the Hockey Stick Treatment.

Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!

by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

The "Respect the Pouch" Treatment

When a family member or loved one hugs you, which causes you to fart.

"The sudden inflation of my anus caused me to give Aunt Joe the "Respect the Pouch" treatment.

by Serious D August 12, 2015

Jackie Kennedy treatment

Mind blowing head in the back seat.

Hey shawty, I'm trying to get the Jackie Kennedy treatment, what you say?

by Xx2011ToyotaCamryxX May 25, 2023

Integrated Pain Treatment

INTEGRATED PAIN TREATMENT is defined as a “MEDICAL SPECIALTY ACCESS GUIDE” for patients who are experiencing pain caused by a disease or an injury; a knowledge of this guide would help them in the early detection of the cause and severity of their condition; an understanding of the “pain treatment integration” of a Primary Care Physician (PCP), a Physical Therapist /Doctor Of Physical Therapy (DPT), a Physiatrist (Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation) and a Surgeon (When Necessary) would help patients minimize, if not shorten the period of their pain suffering and help them maximize their physical recovery from the injury (Copyright 2020 ) Dr. Gerry Catapang, PT, DPT, MGS coined the term Integrated Pain Treatment. He also created the medical specialty access guide.

Integrated Pain Treatment can help a patient maximize recovery after an injury.

by Dr Catapang March 22, 2020

Death Metal Treatment

Any kind of rough treatment. For example, shaking a baby

This guy gave me a wedgie so I gave him the Death Metal Treatment in return.

by YuOfTheNight December 7, 2019

Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.

My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.

by cantbetheking November 22, 2013