An attractive male with tan features. A little too self-absorbed in himself, but is oblivious to it. Posts pictures of his body because he THINKS that's what everyone wants to see. He believes that he is a nice guy but is actually a player. A bunch of girls tend to get crushes on him, and he takes them in, along with the other girls he finds attractive. He can actually be sweet sometimes, but when he's feeling cute, he has to let the world know how hot he is (when no one actually cares). He can be the most frustrating person in the world at times, which makes you want to slap him. On an occasional good day, he can give you butterflies.
by Anonymous10101011111 June 18, 2019
Get the Brockmug. Biggest liar ever tells you he's turned in ur evidence\witness and dont sweet anything...then day of trail you find out he didn't do anything he said he did... What kinda attorney takes his client to trail with no evidence says noone.. but had glowing reviews from the jurors the F**k we're not in Hollywood buddy this is my life you pos. Don't worry we'll see what kinda reviews you get from the bar on ur performance our meeting was great you were great but I strongly disagree with you and you bombed my case on purpose and I'm gonna expose you
by pissedoffclient September 29, 2022
Get the Brock hagermanmug. a boy who takes you on dates and when it comes time for the magical sleep over, he lied there all night on his back refusing to make a move, even after you insist you don't bite, and forcing you to make the alternative walk of shame, confessing to your roommates the next morning that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED...
I don't have a cuddle buddy... I have a Brock.
by adisspointedgirl December 11, 2018
Get the Brockmug. 
brock is a absolute fucking loser, he is a disappointment to his parents because he is not fucking BUILT and he swims which makes him extremely fruity. a brock will be addicted to videogames and doesn't get any bitches.
brock is a fucking loser
by gghjkll May 24, 2022
Get the brockmug. An entitled white man who uses his privilege to rape women.
A white supremacist.
A Zionist
People who use their privilege to encourage the murder of 45,000 innocent people to build a condo on their beachfront property, so that their son, Brock Jr, has somewhere nice to run to if he gets caught being a rapist.
Soldiers who rape defenseless civilians.
A white supremacist.
A Zionist
People who use their privilege to encourage the murder of 45,000 innocent people to build a condo on their beachfront property, so that their son, Brock Jr, has somewhere nice to run to if he gets caught being a rapist.
Soldiers who rape defenseless civilians.
Examples from Reddit: Brock Allen Turner goes by his middle name now, Allen Turner, he lives in Ohio.
a judge and jury let Brock rape someone without punishment because Brock comes from money.
In capitalism, money is all that matters. It is above justice especially for justice for women or vulnerable groups.
Brock is a piece of shit rapist. He tried to get his conviction overturned by claiming he only 'dry-humped' her.
We are particularly distressed by reports that Palestinian women and girls in detention have also been subjected to multiple forms of sexual assault, such as being stripped naked and searched by Brocks.
a judge and jury let Brock rape someone without punishment because Brock comes from money.
In capitalism, money is all that matters. It is above justice especially for justice for women or vulnerable groups.
Brock is a piece of shit rapist. He tried to get his conviction overturned by claiming he only 'dry-humped' her.
We are particularly distressed by reports that Palestinian women and girls in detention have also been subjected to multiple forms of sexual assault, such as being stripped naked and searched by Brocks.
by MeatMechOperator June 3, 2024
Get the Brockmug.