Wobbly eyed

A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.

On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 28, 2023
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Wobbly noodle

He came to my house with his wobbly noodle
by bri3hunna February 08, 2021
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Fini wobbles

Lit beyond one’s ability to say so. Can not hold themselves up with out swaying or “wobbling”. One might say they are “sober as a bird
“Bro, I knew you were gone when I saw the Fini wobbles come out
by Forester select September 27, 2022
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fucken wobbly

British slang: To act insanely or be rash about a situation.
I almost had a fucken wobbly when the boss acted like a douche to everyone
by Rockidickens458 February 10, 2017
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Wobble Nectar

A term for the blue, glacier freeze flavored Gatorade.
Hey bro, when you're at the deli, can you pick me up some wobble nectar? I need some electrolytes mang...
by dickylipz April 17, 2011
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wobbly

(adj) dmv slang; sloppy, unorganized, inaccurate or not factually sound, some type of way, one kind
1. These weathermen stay making wobbly predictions; they say it's boutta snow but it's 75 degrees and sunny.
2. Her whole outfit was wobbly man; those boots were not poppin.
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodO March 15, 2017
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