Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you

"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."

by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017

Noah

Genuine crackhead energy and gives himself waves which look fucking horrendous but still a g

Noah stop banging out fortnite, you crackhead

by Manemijeff May 13, 2020

noah

the bitch who acts nice until u break his heart

kate: yooo remember jake the so called sweet kid everyone loves ?

stacy: ya the one u had a thing with ?

kate: ya his such a fucken NOAH!!!!

by muahahahahha February 12, 2019

Noah

A white boy who often says nigger, especially on multiple occasions.

Dude we need to stop him he’s being such a Noah.

by burtmack October 15, 2021

Noah

Loud, annoying, and halarious. Very horny and always doing something sexual. Never leave him alone because he tends to fuck shit up.

Noah's a bitch

by Everyone Hates Noah's June 22, 2018

Noah

Noah is the kind of person you look for in a room full of people, he is funny and his sarcasm has the power to destroy you or lift you up. He is amazing in everyway! He is a genius and so talented even though he may not actually see it! His eyes melt every girls heart and his friendship is something to be cherished. When you meet Noah keep him forever, he is sensitive and sweet beyond comparison. Sometimes he doesn't have a filter and that's okay you just need to understand he isnt trying to be rude! He is capable of so much and just needs to be reminded of that!

Noah is the life of the party!

Noah always has a bottle haha

by Clevertrix December 12, 2019

Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.

Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.

by MrGenjo September 17, 2019