hooter itch

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Itch

A term for bitch sometimes used with respect i.e I love you itch, or I don't like that itch

I love you itch!!! (I.e. I love you bitch) I don't like that itch she is stank!!🤔

by Alicia Larson April 8, 2023

Grok Itch

An insatiable desire to understand obscure protocols

"You sleep okay last night?" - Jared
"No. I was reading Wikipedia and I caught a horrible case of grok itch!" - Victor

by jaredatron March 7, 2023

itch

used to describe Nicotine bases vapes like escobars and puffbars
originates from the texas matagorda county area

Those nic fiends were over there hittin the itch i guess they were itchin

by DirtyPBastard361 July 23, 2022

gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013

Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020