granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

Granny Blunt

when u smoke your grandmas ashes

Pass that Granny blunt

by Granny Blunt April 13, 2023

Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny

Grandma just did a granny queef

by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019

squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

Grannying out

Grannying out, means having a nervous or paranoid psychedelic experience.

- this man is really grannying out on this acid.

- I just took these shrooms and I’m really grannying out.

by JvE2803 February 3, 2021