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British Voldemort

British Voldemort has supported Dank's right to free speech
by Bjam bam May 28, 2021
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British Twink

Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound
by BumblebeePuzzlebox March 19, 2022
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british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.
by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015
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A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.
A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.
by Casey5Star January 4, 2013
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013
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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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