Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.

"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."

by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019

turtle sneeze

A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.

That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.

by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010

Elephant Sneeze

The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.

I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.

by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009

Neely Sneeze

At the moment of a sneeze, block it with your left arm while shooting out your right arm like superman

Nick was gonna look bad if he sneezed in front of his really hot girlfriend, so he resorted to using the Neely Sneeze, which got him laid 5 minutes later.

by RIP and Grinder June 15, 2011

Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

by Nasty CP July 24, 2011

Dick Sneeze

When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.

Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.

by mr.dicksneeze December 18, 2014

poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

by spidertots August 23, 2011