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milf

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby
by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020
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Milf

A person aged over 40 with a vibrant loud personality
Ghee my nana is a lovely milf
by Olive.a November 3, 2015
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Milf

Jason: MILF
Joe: Yeah I do agree, Frogs are an excellent animal.
Jason: Yes, as the frog is a great species, we must understand that their role in our ecosystems are a pivotal one that we must protect.
by Frigiduss December 6, 2022
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milf

Mother Who I want to fuck

I woman who has kids that you want to smash and have sex and fuck with usually 30-40+ years
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible step.
You that milf do be looking good I gonna go ask if I can smash her in bed you know that sex and vag
by ThewordDictonarForEveroneboys January 21, 2023
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milf

by hdfqwefygreh2qwydfewq July 27, 2020
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MILF

Bob: What a relaxing day at the lake!
Rob: Yes mate, MILF!!!
by DigBickLad November 16, 2020
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milf

you: "gillian anderson is such a milf"
your friend: "yes i agree! and so is sarah paulson"
by bettertulip April 1, 2021
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