grandma kink

a new kink created by the one and only yusra

grandma kink: when you want an older woman to pretend to be ur grandma and give you special milk and cookies!! 😏

created by: yusra

by Kate6008 April 13, 2022

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 4, 2020

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017