Thomas

not at all gentleman like. Will ask for the girls jacket when he is cold and will make her pay for movie tickets and food, ect. Super duper smart, yet has a terrible taste in memes. The type of guy to break up with you over text then avoid you at all costs. Loves his mum heaps though

"how was your date last night?"
"ugh, he was such a Thomas!"

by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018

Thomas

A word used to describe the peak size of ass.

"damn you got a Thomas of an ass"

by hot_single_mom February 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas has a big dick. Thomas is a tough cunt. He works on a farm and doesn't give a fuck. A Thomas usually has brown hair and blue eyes. A Thomas is that one guy that makes every girl near him moist. A Thomas is ripped and fucks anything in his path. A Thomas favourite line is" what the cunt!" And also "fuck" is what he says for everything.

Girl one(amy): oi Eliza is that a Thomas over there?
Girl two(Eliza): fuck I'm moist.

Example 2.
One day I want to grow up like a fucking Thomas. I don't give a cunt coz I'm a thomas!

Example 3. A Thomas ordering food.
Cashier: hello Handsom man what would you like?

Thomas" FUCK"!

by Douglas0006969 November 29, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is someone who’s birthday isn’t commonly known.

Friend1: Hey when is thomas’s Birthday
Friend2: i have no fucking clue!

by C’sDickkk October 10, 2018

Thomas

A very strange man with a melon shaped head, Loves picking up lasses and mince pies. Although he picks up ladies like an ant, he has very protective parents that don't let him do anything dangerous. However he is a total bad boy and uses his massive biceps to pick up all da ladies

Mum: Where's Thomas
Also Mum: Its time for Church
Thomas: Yo what happening my g being picking up lasses

by YTAce December 20, 2019

Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.

Thomas has an amazing cock

by Nimabima June 3, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.

Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."

by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019