Raw is law

The idea that sex (usually gay) is supposed to be done bareback

Guy 1: Wanna use a condom?
Guy 2: Nah man. Raw is law

by JakeCake69 August 9, 2021

Sasuke's Law

The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)

It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.

by Allison Bobb September 29, 2008

father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Okafor’s Law

This statement applies to guys mostly; if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)

After dating several years earlier, Emeka used "Okafor’s Law" to restart a sexual relationship with Toyosi.

by LalaLand713 July 7, 2010

law of findicus

a rule that states that if you cannot find it anywhere, it must be inside your bag

Person A: I lost my bag!
Person B: Law of findicus my friend, it must be in your bag.

by Mr. Memeologist October 6, 2018

law of trojan

The Law of Trojan states that it's better to have one condom and not need it, than need one and not have it. It must be obeyed by all men who do not seek fatherhood for the time being.

I'm not looking for kids right now, so I must obey the Law of Trojan

by Francis Rodriguez July 11, 2010

Berns Law

All graphic designers are good looking online.

Berns Law states that you will never find a graphics editor or graphic designer online that is not good looking.

by protocolza October 5, 2016