diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013

meaghan logic

meaghan does something conflicting and then makes no sense, meaghan logic

Meaghan: mutes during a facetime-- her reason is she doesn't want me to hear her chewing her food, but she mutes after opening the box, which is effectively ear rape, the chewing is not disturbing, her whole reason is to prevent a disturbance, and yet she does so prior to muting. Her point? None. Her reasoning? Voided. This is meaghan logic folks.

by cupofteateacup June 5, 2021

Wild Logic

When you know there are consequences to the situation you are in but don't care what they are.

I am going to jump off this roof with wild logic

by thewizzyman June 18, 2017

Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.

Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂

by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019

Logic Hell

When a task or circumstance requires a daunting and frustrating amount of logical operations, it's called Logic Hell.

Correcting the errors in the employee database was Logic Hell!

by huggethibbler October 14, 2023

Ciaira logic

Makes no logical since to the average human only to those of the highest intelligence

That doesn’t even make since.

It’s Ciaira logic it doesn’t have to.

by Candletoe January 31, 2022

Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense

Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic

by HiroTS February 14, 2015