Golden Plower

The act of fucking a person with a penile erection roughly, while pissing in the orifice.

This human is so kinky, they asked me to golden plower them! We had to change the hole sheets after that...

by Soyboyslim420 April 5, 2022

Golden Elk

When Jager and Goldschlagger are mixed, It is indeed the Breakfast of Champions.

Person 1: That bro just drank 5 shots of Golden Elk
Person 2: Oh God.

by Chillip September 30, 2010

Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

Golden Ropes

1. Mixture of urine and ejaculate. This happens when a male becomes too excited while giving someone a Golden Shower. This is a rare occurrence because it is extremely difficult to urinate and ejaculate at the same time.

2. Ejaculating into the hair of a blonde.

Silky covered me in golden ropes last night!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 30, 2019

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016