While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.
by SkaBrah May 23, 2015
Get the Scream Jobmug. Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.
by PC13 May 7, 2011
Get the Lurk Jobmug. Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
by MilesM21 December 19, 2009
Get the Fumpkin Jobmug. When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.
How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?
They won it in the raffle at Christmas.
Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
They won it in the raffle at Christmas.
Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
Get the Job rafflemug. When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017
Get the Taffy Jobmug. A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.
Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"
by Aniraf March 16, 2014
Get the backhand jobmug. What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
Get the Dick Jobmug.