Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.

Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.

by Philly B9 December 25, 2018

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

Nickel

a really close friend that you have been through a lot of incidents with, A fellow gangster, a homie, a brother,

My Nickel and I have been through some shit in the past,

Nickel is straight up no bullshit.

by BakedR July 28, 2023

Tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.

To tickle someones dick in exchange for a nickel (.05 Cents).

Hey Jordan, tickle my pickle and i'll give you a nickel.
Ok, lets meet behind the Walmart for it.

by birdhelpman March 28, 2023

Nickel

nickel, one of the goofiest characters from beefy die.

Friend: Hey, check it out I have a Nickel!
Friend 2: Coiny's better

by AlphaStage January 6, 2024

Bitch Nickel

Someone who isn't worth 5 cents and they're a bitch.

"You're just a bitch nickel"

by Cynical Zero July 15, 2025