Grandpa wisdom

The advice your grandpa or any random old person has ever given you which you can apply to everyday life situations

Me- I gotta go to the bathroom but it’s full, I really need some grandpa wisdom
Me thinking back deep in my conscience and remembering that my grandpa always said when the bathroom is full soon your pants will be full..... of shit

by DD Alwhiney July 9, 2019

Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40

"Wow. Hes definitly a grandpa parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Listening to grandpas jukebox

Licking your partners bung hole after jizzing on it

Yo bro I was listening to grandpas jukebox with this bitch last night.

by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know

Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true

by how is every name taken August 9, 2023

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

grandpa gray

ugly ass bmw interior color

Person 1: Check out my new e90 335i
Person 2: Oh that’s sick. Sucks it has grandpa gray interior

by redinteriorlover May 12, 2024

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity

Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa

by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017