minority

kill them

is that a minority KILL HIM

by ambatukum January 28, 2023

A Tiny Ethnic Minority

"OoOoOoOoOo! Gehfoigal! We're just a wittle goim! And we're surrounded by EVIL!" Israe shill

Hym "A tiny ethnic minority!? You're surrounded by hostile forces!? You WANTED TO BE THERE! You wanted to be there so bad you murdered and displaced all of the people that were living there! And now you're doing a genocide to stay there! You don't get to pull the 'We're a defenswess wittle goim' You ARE where you want to be... At the cost of everyone around you... And somehow you're still the underdog in your own delusional mind. I mean, he sounds like a football player in between halves! 'Yeah, no, we're used to a scrap but we're really gonna take it to em in the second half!'

by Hym Iam May 14, 2024

Mini Minor

A person who is in the age rang of 14-15 they are also knows an the abbreviation “MM”

“Oh did you hear about Sara?”

“No, why what’s up dude”
“She’s a mini minor”

“ No, Way.”

by BoxingCactus27 November 15, 2023

loose minor

A loose minor, is an underage individual, who is "loose" or available for the taking😏 Not spoken for or vulnerable for purchase.

"Dude, did you see Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor"

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

Ohio minors

Ohio minors is a current team in the MSL with arguably the worst record in mankind. Scared to face the mighty Grizzlies or goal scoring machine Luca Tucci.

“Ohio Minors more like Ohio Quitters”
“The Grizzlies are too good, we’re Indian B team and they’re Italy”(Because Italy is the best at soccer)

by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025