dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

Dookie Dick

A man that fucks another man in ass

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

horse dookie

Horse shit!!!!

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!

by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017

Dookie Blaster

very, nice, large, voluptuous buttocks

Damn bro! Her dookie blaster is crazy.

by EtakeYOURchick March 29, 2022

Spooky Dooky

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.

“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
“Damn bro, tf did you eat?”

by Abnormallylargemandrinorange May 4, 2022

dookie weave

shit mixed with weave in a unpleasant manner

i took a huge dookie weave in a toilet

by jcooper0101010 April 26, 2011