Elijah Fish

Dark sense off humor

"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

elijah clark

An athletic beast whom which the ladies get overly thirsty for and depend on his massive load of spunk to make them happy

I want an Elijah Clark ever so badly right now

by Dr. Van Swarrnaggen February 23, 2015

Elijah (b0y)

Eli, also short for Elijah is the type of guy to make you laugh, and feel like a straight up princess 👸🏻 If you ever meet and Elijah do not let him go, you won’t realize how truly amazing he is until you lose him. Elijah hits straight greeners when smoking and will out smoke you any day

Person 1: hey Elijah (b0y)
Person 2: hey man, wanna hit a toke?

by Hey you’re cool April 23, 2020

Elijah Wood

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.

"Ohhhh is that Elijah Wood? No girl it's just some random dude in a Fred Perry and/or Flanagan's barber ad."

"I think looking at that guy just gave me Elijah Wood."

"Your Elijah Wood is starting to show. You must think he's super hot."

by cake wax January 12, 2014

Elijah

A gay fag who snitches

He’s told mum I was on for over an hour,

He’s such an Elijah

by Jimmy The faggor July 29, 2018

Elijah

A gay guy with no friends.

Hey, you see that kid elijah? Yeah, he’s gay and has to friends.

by OopsThoughtItWasLipsi April 2, 2019

Elijah

A bumb ass nigga with a small dick and is often 4'11

Oh no that boy is such an elijah

by Tiabossy June 8, 2019