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one pic trick

When your online dating profile only has one picture, the only one you ever took where you didn't look like a troll. And someone goes to meet you, and realizes what a total Shrek you are.
I met this guy online. He only had one picture which was cute. Then we met - and he was a one pic trick.
by michal34 July 6, 2010
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one and three sevenths

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.
May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.
by Lexrcal March 15, 2021
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one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.
"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."
by alupinthat April 3, 2010
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lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
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One sided love

So, basically it's the most beautiful and on the other hand the most painful kind of love one can ever feel. On one side it gives you butterflies in your stomach and on the other side overthinking. This is the kind of love where you are afraid of losing someone whom you have never achieved. The fear of losing someone without getting him/her in your real life. He/she is completely yours but only in our dreams and thoughts, you are completely his/her, your love for them is unconditional which they are unaware of. Tbh never keep an extreme hope or expectations that they will ever feel anything for you, cause when hope/expectations break, idk but it's painful and hard to resist.
Someone-: I love him yrr
Someone (2) -: it's so good, you are lucky to find your love.

Someone-: lol it's one-sided
Someone (2)-: All the best, I have never seen a person as strong as you. ( One sided love )
by You deserve more compliments November 24, 2021
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One-Eyed Carlos

A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”
by JillianBakeree July 5, 2018
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catch a fair one

When somes says "catch a fair one" it often means to have a fair, one-on-one fight
Lets catch a fair one then.

None of that jumping shit. We catching a fair one
by raV0 January 31, 2021
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