Dick Bruised

The state or condition of having a bruised dick. Can be metaphorical or literal.

1) Why is Kory walking so funny?
-He's still dick bruised after that accident with his gym locker.

2) Man, all this homework is really bruising my dick.

Bruised dick hurt mah dick dick bruised

by lambrose15 November 22, 2014

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Dick Nanny

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.

Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."

by JATS June 2, 2016

Dick Chillington

When you are having sex with a respectable gentlemen, and he decides to shove his dick in the icebox before sticking his newly made popsicle into your fuckhole.

"Boy, it's hot out today, Miranda, how about we go down to the club and get a couple of Dick Chillingtons!"

by Goomba Ass Jeans September 13, 2012

Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021