bitch tits on ice

A fat guy in Alaska, Antartica, or any place really fucking cold

Hey Joe, I met this bitch tits on ice in Greenland, I think he's santa.

by Scarmigliodon February 19, 2015

lit like a tit

reagan bowers made this up, it mean its lit and tittys are lit. So lit like a tit means its really lit my G.

This party is lit like a tit.

by RB my G February 9, 2018

Tits on an ice cream

Tits on an ice cream cone

There's tits on my ice cream, tits on an ice cream

by Mr. Click-clack-Ba August 24, 2017

Thrift Store Tits

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

by BandanaP April 20, 2021

flicking your tit

When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.

Similar to: I’m just joshing around.

Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!

by nojh June 26, 2018

Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)

Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.

by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011

tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021