Rat Daddy

The coolest guy on the block. Almost too cool!!!

“Dude you’re so cool! Youz the Rat Daddy!!!”

But are you the Rat Grandpa?

by Papazpizza2 April 10, 2023

rat hot

rattishly alluring; mousy, yet smoldering; fuckable

I’m looking for a city babe who’s rat hot and resourceful.

by rattyhottie April 30, 2024

rat

savannah robbins

“omg did you see that rat?”
“no, i only saw savannah robbins”
“exactly”

by lei em December 9, 2019

Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.

Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.

by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023

fucking rat

Kreps, obviously.

Kreps is a fucking rat

by krepsisarat August 10, 2022

E-rat

when you call someone a rat via e-mail

Guy 1: "Jesus, John is such a little rat, he probably sleeps in cheese!"

Guy 2: "I know, i'm gonna send him an E-rat as soon as I get home...."

by tillyjr November 20, 2009

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019