Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.
The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).
This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.
The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).
This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.
by Trog July 5, 2020
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Describing the depiction of muscular dystrophy in a hand or body part, it is an act of surprise.
Doing something natural that catches someone completely off guard.
The term gained it's notoriety when a waiter with a gimp hand delivered a tray of food. The waiter looked normal until he turned around much to the surprise of everyone at the table, "chicken winged" everybody by unassumingly revealing the shriveled arm he had.
The term "chicken wing" has since been used as a term of total surprise.
Describing the depiction of muscular dystrophy in a hand or body part, it is an act of surprise.
Doing something natural that catches someone completely off guard.
The term gained it's notoriety when a waiter with a gimp hand delivered a tray of food. The waiter looked normal until he turned around much to the surprise of everyone at the table, "chicken winged" everybody by unassumingly revealing the shriveled arm he had.
The term "chicken wing" has since been used as a term of total surprise.
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