Michellinear Syndrome

an ache localized in the middle or inner ear that occurs after a lengthy or vigourous threesome. May be resolved by rubbing Peruvian balls over the irritated skin.

Heavens, that vigourous threesome I engaged in with EvelAlex and Skankalily last night plum wore me out - now I am showing symptoms of Michellinear Syndrome!

by Lily June 11, 2006

dischner syndrome

rapid, inexplicable widespread popularity followed by a long, protracted decline in social capital, terminating in universal disdain

A.: "Dude, what ever happened to Bob Applesworthy?"

B.: "Freshman year he was the shit around here. But I don't think he has any friends anymore."
A.: "Dischner syndrome."
B.: "Totally."

by Col. Hans Landa September 13, 2013

Haber Syndrome

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010

Spiderman Syndrome

When a bottle gets stuck to your hand and it just doesn't want to come off

Yep, that's spiderman syndrome for ya

by pengipengipengi100 November 13, 2011

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

Emo Syndrome

1.)A term used to describe one who is emo. Sympetoms include:
Butt like chin
Horrible hair style
Dresses ugly
Having your water bottle stolen
Haven your door stop taken
Teaching at some horrible school (like ACES)

Yo man Konfala is such a loser he must have emo syndrome!!!!!

by i2eally January 27, 2007

Chet Syndrome

The rarest genetic condition known to man. A person suffering from C.S. siphons the bad luck out of an area and displaces it to himself. Often good to have around on Friday the 13th. Also cursed with extremely bitchy/money grubbing dominant girlfriend. Girlfriend is also most commonly described as a Susan

"Shit, he fucked up his leg, but I just found 10 bucks, that's a severe case of Chet Syndrome."

"Man, his girlfriend is a money grubbing whore, he has such a horrible case of Chet Syndrome."

by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004