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cat and mouse

A game played only when a member of the female class is in her menstraul cycle. The said female gets naked and runs around on her hands and knees. The "cat" who can be a member of either sex, also gets naked and chases the female around on their hands and knees. Upon catching the female, the "cat" removes the tampon from the female, and swings it around and plays with it like a cat does with a bloody mouse.
We cant have sex cause of that? Well shit, lets play cat and mouse.
by Lucas March 30, 2004
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cat's pajamas

Traditionally followed by the phrase, Whole darn department store
"Ain't I the Cat's Pajamas?"
"You're the whole darn department store!"
by T to the V December 30, 2006
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Alley Cat

N.
someone who never goes out and sleeps all day.
"Dont you know that im an alley cat and ill stay home and dream my life away."
by Steel Train December 6, 2006
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Dead Cat

A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.
mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?

-later-

white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
joey: DO THE DEAD CAT!
by Spenzer October 20, 2011
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Cat consumer

A cat consumer is a person who despite having a multitude of choices cannot make up their mind. It can relate to an abundance of clothes / food etc.
Opposite to dog consumer
A: What should I wear to the party? I have nothing fancy enough!
B: You're such a cat consumer! You have at least three dresses that match the occasion!
by EVcrazy December 18, 2019
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Robo-Cat

Part coley cat, part robot. This organism loves drinking herself to sleep, playing beer pong, and Go Girls. Very kind, but known to be deceitful at times... but not to badasses named Ryan. Robo Cats are exxceptionally skilled at being cool, and won't choke on any fruit and die.
"Bro is that a Robo-Cat?"

"Fuck yeah it is you tool! You don't recognize greatness when you see it?"
by Deek Nasty January 28, 2009
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Cat Milk

"Yo, I worked 6 hours overtime last week, but I didn't get paid time and a half"

"Maaaan...dat's some serious cat milk right dere, Grade A cat milk"
by The Big Ugly June 20, 2017
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