R.I.P. my boner

An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.

A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."

by SmooveD March 13, 2011

My bad g

Just say my bad g after anything, it works.

Did you just cut that guys dick off? Yeah, MY BAD G.

by JackKIndasTupid January 25, 2022

tickle my taint

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.

Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.

by elcaminodave December 14, 2008

break my heart

You say this to someone you find attractive or someone you want to be with.

You are so beautiful. Can you just break my heart?

by lilrayray09 August 7, 2019

Poggers My Doggers

The most doggers of the poggers.

no one:
me: poggers my doggers

by poggers1811 September 11, 2019

shit on my dick

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009

shed my skin

To lose one's old ways; To become a changed man or woman

I am not the old me anymore, I've shed my skin

by superchargedfury June 7, 2016