Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

Taco Jam

Identical to the classic traffic jam, but only women are stuck in traffic this time.

Sorry I was late for the meeting, I was in a real taco jam this morning.

by PseudoWrestler October 31, 2018

taco trail

A line of women on all fours, side by side, with vaginal lips spread, who comprise the "stops" and a line of guys, girls in strap-ons, or both, who follow the "trail" by having vaginal intercourse at each stop for a set amount of time or orgasms.

Dude, I took part in a taco trail at a sorority party, and Susie and Becky were two of the stops on the trail!

by Anyonymouswolf April 29, 2024

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

Taco puppet

A lady who likes getting fingered or fisted.

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.

She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .

by High coyote May 6, 2018

Taco box

An event or gathering that has all or most of the attendees as females. The opposite of a sausage party.

There is no men here. This is starting to look like a taco box .

by Kukaku Shima October 24, 2019