National Kiss a retard day

A day to give a retard a kiss, to show how much you love them

It’s national kiss a retard day, *mwah*

by idiot10894 December 20, 2022

National free the nipple day

June 12th

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”

by AlMcwiggin June 11, 2022

National No make-up day

On this day all girls can’t wear make-up
This is set on the 10th of November

you: why aren’t any of these girl wearing make-up today?
me: because it’s the national no make-up day.

by punnijuppikaki November 6, 2019

National grab a dick day

April 20th , everyone needs to grab a dick it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl’s or guy’s dick you can grab a dick and maybe even give it a good handjob, no punching the dick and you can’t say anything when someone gives you a hand job

is today National grab a dick day?

by Katy Hinson April 11, 2019

National rail a femboy day

On march 24th it is not gay to rail a femboy and it is recognized by the us government

Hey man it’s national rail a femboy day “oh shit I gotta”

by Anna.gt March 24, 2023

National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges

Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!

by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020

National Bully a Pedo Day

On November 28th, people are allowed to bully any Pedophiles on an extreme level.

That fucker wasn't ready when I was participating in National Bully a Pedo Day.

by TSZ_YT November 27, 2020