National eat coochie month

Starts jan 1st at the time any clock strikes 12!! GET YO HEAD BETWEEN SOME THIGHS FOR GOOD LUCK ALL YEAR!

Omg! I didn’t eat autumn’s coochie on Jan 1st on national eat coochie month, my whole year is gonna be horrible

by Doyleily December 28, 2021

National Gay Love Day

Made to honor all the gay men. If you have a boyfriend or like boys today is they day to have some Gay Love. October 18 is the official day.

It is National Gay Love Day you know what that means open that butt

by @https.bryson October 18, 2023

National Kobe bryant day

a day to celebrate the loss of kobe bryant, huge inspiration, amazing father, and NBA star loved by many.

today is National Kobe bryant day, i’ll make a three pointer in honor of him.

by @babyxmartiii January 27, 2020

National smell pussy day

On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.

Be prepared to smell pussy !

Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "

by National dayz101 May 25, 2018

National marry me day

Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one

National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one

by T&A :)) May 18, 2022

National listen to jayden day

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants

Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day

by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021

Miss Teen National Treasure

Have you ever used a charity to achieve your own fame?

Do you call getting your leavers form signed an "appearance"??

Then you my friend are a Miss Teen National Treasure. During the reign of being Miss Teen National Treasure you post 3 of the same photos on Instagram, wear a crown, and make appearances.

I am your Miss Teen National Treasure because I raised money for charity only because I knew it'd make me 'famous'

by Veganlyf420 July 19, 2017