5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

It´s everyday bro

A cancerous youtube song that Jake Paul and his workers/slaves (team 10) did.

Mom: Come down, Lunch is served!
Son: Mom don´t disturbe me I am getting cancer.
"Watching "It´s every day bro = cancer".
So for those who did not read what it says above It´s everyday bro is the same thing as cancer.

by Logang Pauler LELELEL September 13, 2017

Btec Splash Bros

Two Snipers who can literally make shots from Jupiter. HOF range extender. Everything comes out green. Rumour has it They came out the womb and had to put on coat on cuz their veins had too much ice!

The Btec splash Bros are snipers

by BigDicktionaryWorker November 25, 2021

Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.

Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

by Local reject May 4, 2021

bro ha ha

and epic hand shake like a dap up

yo let’s do a quick bro ha ha before i dip

by bigboootttyykate October 1, 2019

your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u

(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe

by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018

you Vax, bro?

A quick and easy way to find out if someone (probably male) is vaccinated for COVID 19.

Me: that's quite a cough. You vax, bro?

Bro: Yes! I love science! It's just allergies!

by 1KulGy July 28, 2021