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National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want
by Applesause22 October 27, 2019
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Kiss your bf/gf Day

On the 4th of March you get to kiss your bf/gf!!
Kiss your bf/gf Day!!
by KS.6th March 2, 2022
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National Kiss your crush day

I’m gonna kiss the girl I like on October 8th because it’s national kiss your crush day
by Falconmestar October 7, 2020
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kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle

self explanitory, you beeotch.
me: i got a ds and you didnt! kiss my blizzle azzle yizzle!

some stupid skateboarder: uhhh okay you do that....

me: you look like a penis!
by Homosexual April 23, 2005
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Technically scientists have proved that kisses burns calories but for you and your partner everyday should be national kissing day.
But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun
Him/her:hey babe you know what today is?
Gf/bf:no what’s today?
His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day !
Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*
by Dontmindme134 March 2, 2020
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Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.
by my life stinks February 16, 2020
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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022
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