Shit Butt

Homo sapien of the lowest kind. A sleezy man who will use cheesy pick-up lines and refer to you as a "sexy creature." One of distasteful ancestry. Always watch out for a shit butt within a close proximity, because they will de-flower you of your human likeness, and thus more shit butts will multiply.

Gawd! That guy was such a shit butt!

OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!

I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.

by bubblekiss11 July 29, 2010

Butt Tape

Alternate name for Toilet Paper / TP

Man, who used up the butt tape and didn't get a new roll!?

by aljFalco January 1, 2009

plume butt

A person who suffers from plume butt often. This is usually the result of repeated anal sex.

That fag Joey is a plume butt.

by Randall March 13, 2005

butt crotch

When a woman lies infront of a man, and her butt is nestled into his crotch. Also known as spooning.

Term is interchangeable aswell. Has many variations like crotch butt, butt crotching, crotch butting...

Suzie: I feel like cuddling...how about a bit of the ol' butt crotch?

Matthew: Yeah sure babe, but don't be surprised if I get a spoonicorn....

by ol'yellowbricks October 26, 2007

butt willies

Physical reaction to a disturbing thought or image. The thought itself makes one physically pucker their ass muscles due to the actual thought.

When I thought I would have to hear Kenny G in concert, I immediately got the butt willies.

by JC Sears May 13, 2005

butt shower

The process of coating the buttocks with semen, occuring most commonly after pulling out before ejaculating during anal sex

Brandon: I gave Pam a butt shower last night
Pam: It's true, the sheets are crusty from all the run off.

by GluteusMaximus March 16, 2009

butt siced

being siced about eminent getting of ass, or just being excited or about something in general.

She started unbuckling my belt, I was butt siced.

by MartysPooh August 25, 2007