Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.

Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?

by kipperburn October 18, 2007

Brown lighter

Getting someone to perform a blue angel while you're doing them doggy-style

I totally gave her a brown lighter, she loved it but I burnt my stomach

by Sticky McDicky April 11, 2011

Moira Brown

When you lay a woman down, plop your ass on top of her face, and take a dook right between her upper lip and nose, giving her a mustache.

Last night, I got so horny I gave Jenny a Moira Brown.

by KJR08 August 11, 2014

Brown paper

Is a vagina that is darkish in color. Was shaved a few days ago so the hair is growing back and it has a rough paper feel. Overall brown paper. It is a complete sexual turn off.

Jess has brown paper after she shaves, her boyfriend does not like it.

by hugecockville555 September 23, 2012

Brown macaroni

A scat fetish in which the girl takes a shit, and the man cums onto the pile. They then both gorge themselves on the mess.

brown macaroni

by The hamster of 1888 April 15, 2010

Brown Whale

a sex position where you are having sex and turn around to find a fat man named Tallah is on top of you.

"Dude, I never wanna try brown whale again."

by kylebp March 30, 2010

Brown Out

Blacking out so hard you accidentally shit your-self. The morning after realizing this officially makes you a victim of a brown-out.

A. After eating taco bell extremely blacked out, "some dude" had a brown out.

B. After having a brown out, no guys would touch insert name of some girl anymore, fearing she might get drunk and crap all over.

C. Dude I browned out and woke up with more than just a bad hangover.

by Mofftits December 2, 2009