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Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
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Electric Boner

A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.
by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025
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Boner

Something 11 year old boys get to animated woman in 2021
Dude my little brother watches hentai?
Yea he must have a boner
by Salty sock September 26, 2021
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Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist
by ThëMÏlkMãn March 16, 2024
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022
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re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."
by zombieskin October 14, 2011
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anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021
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