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Crazy Bitch

A girl who acts like she's never wrong, a very clingy bi polar girl who doesnt like when you talk to any girls.
"This crazy bitch wants to get married, its been 3 months!"
by eikooZ September 7, 2009
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baby bitch

A nice guy that ends up being some hot chick's free babysitter while she goes out and has fun.
Dick became a hot twenty four year old's baby bitch as she went out all night and partied.
by Dick Darlington March 2, 2005
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Purging Bitch

A female in need of complete access and control over the man to whom she is attracted. Purging bitches proceed to acquire control through surgical removal of the mans closest friends, either immediately or over time. Generally the males closest buddy is the number one target, and the most common medical procedure is through "harmless" jokes and accusations of the two men having homosexual relations. The suggestions are intended to frighten the two men into hanging out less frequently, so that they may prove they are not gay. Once the two friends are alienated from eachother, the bitch then proceeds with indirect demonization of the males best friend, "he's a really nice guy... and I like him... but..." complementing him with a generic and minor term, as a precautionary measure, then followed up by a more damaging accusation.

The most susceptible victims are attractive males that have "Pussy Whipped" tendencies. Purging bitches are unaware of their behavior and are equally so unaware of their actions. It is recommended to avoid purging bitches at all costs, as they are the most likely females to take extreme measures to lock down or destroy whichever man it is they want, but can't have. AKA, get knocked up, or toss around rape accusations. The behavior is usually attributed to religious females or females from a more conservative background.

Purging Bitches aren't easily killed and typical measures such as a stake through the heart or a silver bullet simply will not work. You must get holy water, a crucifix and probably a court order depending on the severity of the case.

Unexperienced Bitches usually proceed with removal immediately upon contact and the behavior is easily reckognizable. More dangerous types are the seasoned bitches which patiently wait until there is a minor dispute between the two friends and only then carries on with the procedure.
1. Friend: "Hey Melissa, this is Thomas that I went to Europe with."
Purging Bitch: "Oh, how cute! hehehe, you guys went on a little honey moon together... hehehe..."

2. "Chris is so Pussy Whipped, he lets that Purging Bitch control everything.
by Joseph Erickson October 13, 2007
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g bitch

a gangsta's bitch or a gurl thats a gangsta.a gurl not to be messed with
'yo dont fuk wi that gurl she a g bitch'
by G*biatch June 7, 2005
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mudda-bitch

a phrase that spews out of one's mouth when something unexpected, derogatory, unbelievable and/or horrible has occurred or been said to an individual. The term is believed to have originated in Jacksonville, NC by a Marine of asian descent.
"Did he seriously just call me a gook? Mudda-bitch!"
by yejoon September 15, 2009
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bitch fu

A blitz attack of breath-taking bitchiness, usually of the nuclear bomb variety. It typically renders the victim speechless by one of two methods: either by the unbelievably bitchiness of the attack, or because of the rapid-fire waves of bitchiness leave the victim wondering what to respond to first. Bitch fu can be unprovoked or justly deserved. It is a skill used by masters of bitchcraft.
Hortense: How are you?

Bertha: Fine. Damn! You look like hell. Still aren't over Nigel, huh? Is he still shacked up with that cooze Esther? Hey, isn't she pregnant? Did you see the size of that ring he got her? Hope the kid's his. You know he was cheating on you all along, right? Well, this is my stop. Don't worry, you'll find somebody else---There are ALWAYS guys who like a bigger girl. Bye!

Betty to Hortense: Damn, that girl knows her bitch fu.
by Aeliane May 17, 2006
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Ace Bitch

a pimp or mack's number one whore. His bottom woman or bottom bitch. She is his most trusted and reliable in his stable.
That ho Bunny, that's my Ace Bitch. She a ride or die chick for life.
by riktiktik February 19, 2009
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