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Urban Dictionary Stock Market 

A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.
The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!

Urban Dictionary is Written By You 

the reason i created this pointless definition
dude did you know URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU?

Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF 

When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media
Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF sucks major cock.

Urban Dictionary Reject 

A definition that is rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because it does not fit the criteria necessary to be entered in the dictionary. Usually submitted by;

1.A retarded teenage girl who defines herself as shy, sexy, sweet and the coolest chick you will ever meet.

2.A retarded teenage boy who defines himself as a total chick magnet with a massive cock and is great at everything.

3. A spiteful teenage boy/girl who wants to talk shit about an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

4. A friendless cock-gobbler who wants his WOW guild or call of duty team defined as total bad asses who are conquering the gaming world.

The sorry sacks of shit keep submitting entries never understanding why they are not being published. The editors see the same types of entry 20 times for the 1 acceptable entry they publish. If your potential entry fits into any of the above categories fuck off and quit wasting our time.
Typical Urban Dictionary Rejects
Kayla: a sweet, sexy, shy girl who is often misunderstood and is wanted by everyone she meets ;)

Tony: A totally awesome guy who kicks ass at rock band, smokes hella weed and is a total babe magnet. :0

Samantha: A smelly whore with a Vagina as wide as the entire Asian Sub-continent who blows everyone she meets and secretes hepatitis juice though her sweat glands.

Urban Dictionary Voters

The people, who are bored and have nothing better to do, that come to urban dictionary and decide to vote on multiple words. Many of them lack a sense of humor and quickly throw many of the words out and usually only accept sex innuendos or people's names describing how good they are at sex.
Charlie: I can't those fucking retards didn't accept my word!
Paul: I know man, Urban dictionary voters are terrible.

urban dictionary purgatory 

the time between the posting of a definition on urban dictionary and the time that it actually registers on the website

note: this is the same as facebook purgatory, the time period between the making of a friend request and the time it is accepted
boy 1: ugh, i posted that definition like a week ago, why hasn't it gone on yet
boy 2: looks like your stuck in urban dictionary purgatory