thunder monkey

A small hairy individual who always has to be at the center of a social gathering

look at that little hairy bastard, he's a proper thunder monkey.

by Richard Cashmore September 17, 2003

northern monkey

Anyone from up north that has a silly name like KEEDA, and thinks they are hard but are really soft as a chocolate fire guard!

Keeda is a Northern Monkey xXx

by Sparky February 2, 2004

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 26, 2007

Goo Monkey

A silly old Eastern-Indian slang for a person who annoys their siblings like a Monkey and generally it is the younger sibling who annoys the older one and hence the prefix is immaturely stated as 'Goo' defining childish and often juvenile.

Hey look at Pongoz, He's pestering his brother like hell. He's such a Goo Monkey.

by ponkoj_kakoti March 16, 2010

ring monkey

man, or men that like to hang out in another mans botty area. Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"

Chutney ferrit, Ass bandit, up hill gardener, Knob Jocky etc. "All round we think he's a big gay Ring Monkey!"

by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004

Silverback monkey

Whilst fucking a black woman from behind pull out explode all over her back leaving silver cummy goodness all over her spine and voila a silver back monkey!

I turned that girl into a silverback monkey last night it was awesome!

by davidof March 2, 2009

jack monkey

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.

yea shes a total jack monkey. she hung up on me after 3 seconds of me being away from the phone. shes real cute though.

by dabl February 25, 2008