Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017

Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.

The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.

by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009

Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.

Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.

by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013

Alabama Pixie Stick

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent

Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet

by Higliff November 11, 2021

smoke a cancer stick

smoking a cigarette

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

by xX_DANK-MOMS_Xx April 14, 2014

Amazon stick and Dick

Amazon stick and Dick is the new form of 'Netflix and chill' where by two 'friends' watch films or tv shows on an Amazon box or stick and end up fucking or engaging in other sexual acts.

John: "Hey Sandra wanna come over and Amazon stick and Dick"

Sandra: "Sure i guess... i was hoping we could Netflix and chill thou?"

John: "Duh, Amazon stick and Dick is the new better version Netflix and chill is sooo 2016 "

Sandra: "Oh right cool, i'll pick up the condoms"

by JM2001 January 21, 2017