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blanket sex

When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.
Abby: Do you masturbate?

Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.
by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010
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Vanilla Sex

A description of what a culture regards as standard or conventional sexual practice. Often, it is interpreted as sex which does not involve elements such as, BDSM, kink, or fetish activities. Usually defined as boring, plain sex. But, a vanilla lover would regard it as making-love, passionate sex.
1. Among heterosexual couples in the Western world, vanilla sex often refers to the missionary position.
2. Among homosexual couples, it sometimes implies that the activity is non-insertive (i.e. intercrural sex, frottage etc.)
by Gianna Da Vinci October 21, 2010
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surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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Wall Sex

(n): excessive chatting between members of the opposite sex using a Facebook Wall.
In some egregious case, conversation may be that resembling an instant message conversation.

Usually indicative of a fore-coming hook up, relationship, or date.
Dan: "Look at this hot girl who keeps posting on my Wall"
Ray: "What, are you two having Wall Sex now?"
Dan: "At this point it's just foreplay"
by Anon E. Mus February 29, 2008
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Whorasaurus sex

A girl who is a little promiscuous or skanky that also is fiesty like a dinosaur.

She goes around sleeping with random guys and her orgasm screams consist of "RAWR RAAWWWWWWR" If the sex is really good she may even nibble on you a little and bight you so dont make any sudden movements.
Juan: Damn essay, last night Anna turned out to be a Whorasaurus sex!

Juanito: How so?

Juan: She bit a chunk of my nipple off and the grouled at me.
by slimdaddy March 15, 2009
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so sex

by loredaj March 30, 2010
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Lesbian sex

The only type of sex teen boys are interested in because there so straight that they can’t see a dick even if it’s there’s
Yo man I heard Frank LOVES lesbian sex
No wonder he’s a looser
by Private1337 March 6, 2019
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