nut off

The act of comparing the reproductive organ, testes. The man said to of had the biggest nuts by group consensus is the nut off winner. A common game played whilst intoxicated at sausage parties between young men who wished to prove themselves to be the sex-king of the world.

David your nuts are massive compared to my sultana's, you are the nut off champion.

by Trooper October 13, 2005

popping off

verb

1. To tell a story, usually in an excited tone.
2. To share a funny, crazy, or exciting story which was witnessed or experienced first hand.

3. To tell of your successes and failures.

He was "popping off" about this supermodel he hooked up with last weekend.

by becox February 1, 2010

tits off

having no bra on and having your tits just hanging around

that girls tits were tits off
tits up big baz havin it large

by kane lovell March 18, 2008

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

by j9977 December 14, 2013

Get off

The opposite of a come on, a get off is a series of social cues and body language used to discourage an unattractive or otherwise undesirable suitor. Get offs are typically used by young females in clubs and may include activities such as clustering in large groups to avoid detection, hugging or otherwise feigning interest in friends (or, in desperate situations, complete strangers who seem friendly), disappearing off to the toilets for very long periods of time, talking loudly about old boyfriends, studiously avoiding eye contact and, as a last resort, telling said suitor to fuck off. These signals may be misinterpetted by a particularly verenthusiastic or idiotc suitor, at which point the ancient technique of the bitch slap comes into play.
Variants include geddoff, getoff and getafuckoff.

Guy1: Did you see that? Dude, she is so giving me the come on.
Guy2: What, by giving you the finger?
Guy1: I guess that's a get off, then.

by antimorph July 3, 2007

off the hook

A phrase that white people say to make them selves look cool, but they're actually a loser.

white dude: Dude! That party was off the hook!

black dude: yur such a loser..

by erica March 15, 2005

fuck off

1. get bent
2. stop
3. it's too late
4. you had your chance
5. if you're going to play ball.you should learn the rules
6. not sustainable
7. ridiculous
2. insane
3. new job
4. new life

fuck off

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015