Fat Kid Trick

The act of enhancing a meal by stacking/grouping multiple food items together for the purpose of enhancing eating enjoyment; typically by combining whole foods with snack foods -often resembling a fat kid's daily eating routine.

aka: FKT

"I just stuffed my meatball sandwich full of potato chips. Pretty bad-ass fat kid trick, huh?"

"My favorite FKT of all time would have to be dipping french fries into vanilla ice cream, for sure. That way, it's always a guarantee that I will have room in my stomach for dessert!"

by MJ FAME December 29, 2008

Cookieman’s fat ass

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

fat nigger disease

A disease contracted by eating at least 25% more than your stomach can contain. The symptoms include sleepiness, wanting to roll over and die, and discomfort. It may also cause you to never want to eat again, but that will pass in coming time.

Joe: God damn... This is damn good looking breakfast.
Timmy: Hell yeah... I'm gonna get fat nigger disease!
Joe: Me too!

by Tera Reid August 2, 2007

Skinny Fat Kids

in its simplest terms. A person who eats a lot but appears to be skinny on the outside.

Populus, Stump, and Scizorface are all examples of Skinny Fat Kids.

by SFKfan#1 November 3, 2006

Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.

Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!

by econobiker October 29, 2009

Fat Bottomed Girls

Girls that make the rocking world go round.

See Amandycat's definition of Queen

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round!

by IAMSODOT April 4, 2005

booty crack fat

Being repulsively smelly and having the scent of a uncleaned cheesy butt crack

Jake: Wow Kylie smells like booty crack fat
Sharkisha: Yeah she left a trail down the hallway!

by Yugomex May 25, 2016