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slender fart

A fart that elegantly yet narrowly slides out between a person's ass cheeks finalizing with a crisp popping sound.
"POP!!!!"
Person 1 "Dude you chewing gum?"
Person 2 "no that popping noise was just a slender fart that snuck out of me.
by Sociopathic goat May 31, 2017
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Butterfly Farts

An exaggeration of the butterfly effect. Used when someone is responding strongly to a meaningless event.
Clearly it was butterfly farts that brought the stock to this point without news.
by Eric MacKay December 22, 2020
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justice fart

There is rarely an excuse for having farted other than having done so. A fart is rarely justified. It emerges at a time of its choosing with no concern for the current setting.

A justice fart is different. It is an act of justification done in the service of justice. It is not wasted as farts often are. It advances the cause of justice and delivers justice in a fart format to those who deserve it.

The justice fart starts with the story of Johnny Fartpants who auditioned for the eight member of the Justice League in their up coming campaign against Big Nose. His catch phrase was "I fart for justice!"

His special move was no doubt to rip one off and when he did so downwind of the unjust it would be deemed a justice fart.

In common parlance, the usage of the term is broadly applicable to any fart that is an appropriate response to the situation.

If you were kidnapped, bound and gagged in the boot of a car and the police were outside giving the driver a speed ticket, if you farted to alert the police so that they can free you and arrest the criminal then this would be an example of a justice fart.

A justice fart must fit into a correct sequence of events as opposed to serving a random background auditory phenomena or an interruption when no interruption is due.

If you are exiting a lift leaving behind one has been bad and deserves it then a letting a fart out on the way out as the doors are closing would be a justice fart as justice will have been done by it.
I farted yesterday. Was it a justice fart? Indeed it was, many a wretched villain fell asunder to the thrust of its gust and odorous tenacity.

I farted yesterday but sadly it was not a justice fart, it simply fell out.

I justice farted.

That better have been a justice fart.

A justice fart can also emerge as part of a sentence. For example, if someone is talking nonsense and someone else asked you what they are talking about you can say "I don't know, it sounds like fart to me."
by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023
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cart fart

where one hits their cart (thc cartridge) and proceeds to blow it into the receiving individuals asshole, then said individual farts the pot smoke back out into the mouth of the giver, providing two hits instead of one.
bro i got mad stoned last night because becca let me cart fart out of her fatty
by sockpurgatory September 14, 2022
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fart syndrome

The cause of where farts continue to come out and may end in explosive diarrhoea.
by Yaboimedkit January 6, 2021
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divebomb fart

Jumping in a squaking position while unleashing a massive fart bomb upon some one
Wife: Hunny you totally divebomb farted on me last night

Husband : I know hunny I know, it was great
by PurpleShark January 15, 2011
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Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.
Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart
by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021
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