A slang term for Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. This expression originates due to the intense and explosive laxative effect that this product has on your digestive system.
John: "Bill why does the bathroom look like Helen Keller was playing with brown colored spray paint?"
Bill: "Because I ate 15 Bummy Bears."
John: "Fair enough."
Bill: "Because I ate 15 Bummy Bears."
John: "Fair enough."
by sexyasduckpins February 26, 2014
Get the Bummy Bearsmug. by miiiiigiii May 20, 2021
Get the neon bearmug. CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.
by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022
Get the bear bitemug. He had whiskey dick so I had to assist getting it inside me by stuffing it into my vagina hole with my fingers. It brought back memories of going to Build-A-Bear at the mall.
by The Vulgar Mystic July 6, 2022
Get the Build-A-Bearmug. Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
He treats me well and looks after me.
He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.
He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.
We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.
by K_L November 6, 2012
Get the Kurty Bearmug. When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.
Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
Get the fetching the bearmug. An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink
by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022
Get the Polar bear challengemug.