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lap-cat

an unshaven or hairy pussy, usually somewhat trimmed.
Jane petted her lap-cat until she was over come by a little death.
by Pallid October 22, 2009
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cat stevens

a very good artist/ slash mucisian

his songs include wild world, seasons in the sun, and some of the music of rushmore

he also changed his religion to islam and gave money to terrorists and is now banned from the u.s.
by caedes venatus January 3, 2005
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The Cats Meow

When you are making love to your partner and her pussy lips vibrate against each other making a farting noise. Commonly known as purring. Not to be confused with queefing.
I was pounding away on Sally when she started making The Cats Meow unintentionally. Yeah I made that shit Purr.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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thunder cat

nha's fran is the ultimate thunder cat!
by Marni May 22, 2004
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Cats Cunt

Anyone who bludges excessively or tries to minimise the amount of work they are required to complete while on the job, whether intential or otherwise.

Cats - because they are lazy.
Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack.

The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!"
Person 1 - Close the front door, what were you born in a barn.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out.
person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt.
by GBMan January 3, 2006
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Cat box

by Big Vags Inc. October 21, 2014
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coon cat

A young child from freeport, me who ate some toast, used to be small, but now hes real tall. He is also known as cooonnnnooorrrr
coon cat lifted the puck at buscuit so GIDDY OOHHH GIDDY tought him a lesson
by Salad Fingers II January 21, 2008
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