Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.

"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"

by sarajaye January 22, 2023

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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

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The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022

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Hudson rule

Also known as the Hudson principle. Permits intimate relationships of a two-year age gap max, limited to sophomore-senior and junior-(college) freshman pairings.

"Yo, your girl is still in high school?"
"Yeah, she's a senior at my old high school."
"I mean, yeah, but we're freshmen man."
"Dude, Hudson rule."

by bucknuggets January 16, 2025

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Xen rule

Xen rule is a dumb ass rule made by a moron. Normally no one knows about the rule until it's applied.

I went to leave early but can't it's a new xen rule.

by fathfhfisuierireiigrwh January 17, 2018

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rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)

''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''

by elainn September 7, 2021

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