One-Handed Batman

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.

My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.

by Robin...hood January 29, 2009

fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.

Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"

by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

doing one more

1. the alarm blares. you want just one more hour of sleep. you do one more.

2. you get out of class and have some homework to do before your next class, which is in 30 minutes. you do twenty-eight more.

3. you take a nap at 3pm for no reason. your friends want you to get up to grab some dinner at 6pm. you tell them you'll be right out. then you do 3 more.

"Yo Starr! Can you just do the Work Cited?"
"Sure! I'm just going to do one more, then go pumpkin picking, then do 5 more, then I'll start"

"Yo Doc! Time to get up!"
"Nooooo! Please! Just one more! PLEASE!"
"He's doing one more."

by Andrew SON! December 9, 2007

One peel machine

A term used by car guys to describe cars with no LSD (limited slip diff)

Daniel: I just got an NA mazda miata

Car guy: dose it have an LSD though
Daniel not sure...

Car guy: that's a one peel machine man get an lsd

by Wannaberacedriver November 15, 2019

Pop him one

Verb. It is a phrase to describe an individual to smack someone, or hit someone over the head with one's own hand.

"Fred is a jerk! I have half a mind to Pop him one."

by Suga-Bun February 20, 2019

one eyed parrot

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006

One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020