Golden finger bang

A girl Getting fingered while urinating

I gave my girlfriend the golden finger bang while she was on the toilet

by Wolfey1211 December 13, 2012

Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.

Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.

by 32spacemen May 10, 2011

three fingers up

Means you are an absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches.

Brady is holding three fingers up, he must get so many bitches.

by airedoutminiegg May 6, 2022

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

Two-fingered Kitkat

The insertion of your index and middle finger into your, or another persons anus, followed by licking the fingers.

I stuck two fingers in her ass and had her lick them clean like a Two-fingered Kitkat.

by The Duke of Hurl March 9, 2011

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009