Tits up in the rhubarb

This term is used when a red-neck or skid is on a motorized vehicle and crashes it to the point of being thrown off the machine.

"I was goin third gear wide open when that badger popped in front'a me, tried goin 'round the critter and ended TITS UP IN THE RHUBARB!"

by Ruban June 20, 2007

Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

by mtstew August 14, 2009

Rice Bag Tits

Saggy tits that hang low and look like rice bags

God that Sofie has rice bag tits

by !!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxox September 21, 2016

lick a witches tit

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009

tit tat ho

When working at Hollister or other such stores, classify the biddies in the store to keep from going insane.
Tit: girl with lots of cleavage,
Tat: girl who has or looks like she would have a tramp stamp,
Ho: girl who looks like a slut, this includes prostitots
Play with three teams, each team is assigned tit, tat, or ho, and whoever finds the most wins.

Brittany played tit tat ho while working at the register on black friday.

by Lola Leigh December 25, 2007

Talk to me tits

The issue is of little consequence to me. I dont care.

Hey Jane, I hear your ex-boyfriend wants to get back with you.

Well he can go and talk to me tits, it aint happening.

by czp115 April 14, 2009

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance

i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

by davethejag February 6, 2009